Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
When a white kid says “Fuck the police!” It’s usually because Marijuana isn’t legalized yet and they’re angsty about their mom not letting them smoke a blunt on the front porch.
When a PoC declares “Fuck the police” for no reason other than the fact that a good 95% of cops deliberately hunt us down to harass us in the name of the law, or to deport our families, or to find excuses to racially profile us and incriminate us, all of a sudden we’re the “rebellious, savage delinquents who are out of control.”
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.